Silverlynxcat

Hey guys! I'm Silverlynxcat, [Or Kays] an Art and Film Uni student. I'd love to direct and edit, but I also enjoy illustration and graphic design.
I predominantly write porn fanfiction, and I am an avid Rush/Rathunt shipper & writer. When I have the time ;3;

I'm always happy to talk, so please don't hesitate to ask any sort of question or even just send a note to say hi! (。⌒∇⌒)。

huntsmonsters:

youreabadger:

jj-abrahams:

adamusprime:

the hobbit’s budget is $250 million

how the hell do you even spend $250 million

How much money did you think it would take to turn Benedict Cumberbatch into a dragon?

It was surprisingly easy to turn him into a dragon. The budget was blown in bribes to convince him to change back to human at the end of the day

“Benedict, come back here.”

“NO.”

“Benedict, you can’t fly around the set forever.”

“YES I CAN.”

1 year ago on December 15th | J | 173,495 notes
laugh-addict:

fennecy:

ewereka:

mater—tua:

skrillexualseduction:

That cat. It is my spirital animal.

DO NOT CARE ANYMORE

IT’S SO DISAPPOINTED THAT IT FALLS DOWN

I just can’t..

via laugh-addict 

laugh-addict:

fennecy:

ewereka:

mater—tua:

skrillexualseduction:

That cat. It is my spirital animal.

DO NOT CARE ANYMORE

IT’S SO DISAPPOINTED THAT IT FALLS DOWN

I just can’t..

via laugh-addict 

1 year ago on November 27th | J | 132,557 notes

gyzym:

rainydays-andmondays:

my friends: i love it when my boyfriend tells me he loves me

me: i love it when my microwave tells me my food is ready

TOP TEN REASONS I AM AS SATISFIED (OR MORE SATISFIED!) WITH MY MICROWAVE AS I HAVE EVER BEEN WITH ANY MAN:

1. If you put a frozen…

2 years ago on September 4th | J | 158,868 notes
blamelessvestalslot:

must be getting tired cause this cracked me up and then I sat there looking at it and starting laughing more

blamelessvestalslot:

must be getting tired cause this cracked me up and then I sat there looking at it and starting laughing more

2 years ago on May 31st | J | 12,228 notes

The following quotations are taken from official court records across the nation, showing how funny and embarrassing it is that recorders operate at all times in courts of law, so that even the slightest inadvertence is preserved for posterity.

Lawyer: "Was that the same nose you broke as a child?"
Witness: "I only have one, you know."
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Lawyer: "Now, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated?"
Witness: "By death."
Lawyer: "And by whose death was it terminated?"
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Accused, Defending His Own Case: "Did you get a good look at my face when I took your purse?"
The defendant was found guilty and sentenced to ten years in jail.
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Lawyer: "What is your date of birth?"
Witness: "July 15th."
Lawyer: "What year?"
Witness: "Every year."
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Lawyer: "What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?"
Witness: "Gucci sweats and Reeboks."
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Lawyer: "Can you describe what the person who attacked you looked like?"
Witness: "No. He was wearing a mask."
Lawyer: "What was he wearing under the mask?"
Witness: "Er...his face."
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Lawyer: "This myasthenia gravis -- does it affect your memory at all?"
Witness: "Yes."
Lawyer: "And in what ways does it affect your memory?"
Witness: "I forget."
Lawyer: "You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you've forgotten?"
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Lawyer: "How old is your son, the one living with you?"
Witness: "Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which."
Lawyer: "How long has he lived with you?"
Witness: "Forty-five years."
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Lawyer: "What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning?"
Witness: "He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?'"
Lawyer: "And why did that upset you?"
Witness: "My name is Susan."
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Lawyer: "Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?"
Witness: "No."
Lawyer: "Did you check for blood pressure?"
Witness: "No."
Lawyer: "Did you check for breathing?"
Witness: "No."
Lawyer: "So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?"
Witness: "No."
Lawyer: "How can you be so sure, Doctor?"
Witness: "Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar."
Lawyer: "But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?"
Witness: "Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere."
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Lawyer: "What happened then?"
Witness: "He told me, he says, 'I have to kill you because you can identify me.'"
Lawyer: "Did he kill you?"
Witness: "No."
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Lawyer: "Now sir, I'm sure you are an intelligent and honest man--"
Witness: "Thank you. If I weren't under oath, I'd return the compliment."
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Lawyer: "You were there until the time you left, is that true?"
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Lawyer: "So you were gone until you returned?"
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Lawyer: "The youngest son, the 20 year old, how old is he?"
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Lawyer: "Were you alone or by yourself?"
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Witness: "He was about medium height and had a beard."
Lawyer: "Was this a male or a female?"
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Lawyer: "I show you Exhibit 3 and ask you if you recognize that picture."
Witness: "That's me."
Lawyer: "Were you present when that picture was taken?"
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Lawyer: "Were you present in court this morning when you were sworn in?"
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Lawyer: "Do you know how far pregnant you are now?"
Witness: "I'll be three months on November 8."
Lawyer: "Apparently, then, the date of conception was August 8?"
Witness: "Yes."
Lawyer: "What were you doing at that time?"
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Lawyer: "She had three children, right?"
Witness: "Yes."
Lawyer: "How many were boys?"
Witness: "None."
Lawyer: "Were there girls?"
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Lawyer: "You say that the stairs went down to the basement?"
Witness: "Yes."
Lawyer: "And these stairs, did they go up also?"
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Lawyer: "What is your brother-in-law's name?"
Witness: "Borofkin."
Lawyer: "What's his first name?"
Witness: "I can't remember."
Lawyer: "He's been your brother-in-law for years, and you can't remember his first name?"
Witness: "No. I tell you, I'm too excited." (rising and pointing to his brother-in-law) "Nathan, for heaven's sake, tell them your first name!"
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Lawyer: "Did you ever stay all night with this man in New York?"
Witness: "I refuse to answer that question.
Lawyer: "Did you ever stay all night with this man in Chicago?"
Witness: "I refuse to answer that question.
Lawyer: "Did you ever stay all night with this man in Miami?"
Witness: "No."
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Lawyer: "Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?"
Witness: "All my autopsies have been performed on dead people."
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Lawyer: "Were you acquainted with the deceased?"
Witness: "Yes sir."
Lawyer: "Before or after he died?"
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Lawyer: "When he went, had you gone and had she, if she wanted to and were able, for the time being excluding all the restraints on her not to go, gone also, would he have brought you, meaning you and she, with him to the station?"
Other Lawyer: "Objection. That question should be taken out and shot."
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Lawyer: "And what did he do then?"
Witness: "He came home, and next morning he was dead."
Lawyer: "So when he woke up the next morning he was dead?"
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Lawyer: "Could you see him from where you were standing?"
Witness: "I could see his head."
Lawyer: "And where was his head?"
Witness: "Just above his shoulders."
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Lawyer: "Any suggestions as to what prevented this from being a murder trial instead of an attempted murder trial?"
Witness: "The victim lived."
2 years ago on May 22nd | J | 96,520 notes
kakaleng1:

A Guide to how to refuse a hug  Self Defense by Loki Laufeyson

Loki has a habit of going O.T.T

kakaleng1:

A Guide to how to refuse a hug  Self Defense by Loki Laufeyson

Loki has a habit of going O.T.T

2 years ago on May 16th | J | 12,979 notes
Thor: GREETINGS, I JUST BECAME ACQUAINTED WITH THEE
Thor: AND THIS IS OUTSIDE THE REALM OF SANE CONDUCT
Thor: BUT HERE IS THE CODE NUMBER FOR MY COMMUNICATIONS DEVICE
Thor: THOUGH I DO NOT UNDERSTAND THIS REFERENCE
2 years ago on May 15th | J | 31,475 notes

black-nata:

what am i doing

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2 years ago on May 15th | J | 5,713 notes

the-deviations:

asparklethatisblue:

with Loki that’s a legit concern, he’s got knocked up by less…

#A LITTLE BIT OF RODGERS IN MY WOMB #A LITTLE BIT OF IRON MAN IN THERE TOO #A LITTLE BIT OF THOR THERE THAT’S ALL RIGHT #A GREAT BIG CHUNK OF BANNER FROM THE FIGHT

A little bit of Coulson’s cannon blast
Got hit by Hawkeye’s arrow, super fast
A little bit of Fury’s lack of hair
A little bit of me makes me your mare.

BA DAH BA DAH BA DAH, DAAAAAAAAA DAH DUH…

I am legit dying.

2 years ago on May 14th | J | 16,274 notes
zatara00j:

Have you ever seen this?
It is truth of iron man.

They look like really weird pajamas…or very conventional comic book hero outfits… xD

zatara00j:

Have you ever seen this?

It is truth of iron man.

They look like really weird pajamas…or very conventional comic book hero outfits… xD

2 years ago on May 14th | J | 3,912 notes
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Played: 709,027 times.

eatingcroutons:

marielikestodraw:

sagebot:

Im still loling about this. So Im reblogging it.

ANNA

AAAAANNA

2 years ago on May 13th | J | 122,432 notes

black-nata:

i made this because of reasons

This is one of the many things that are so silly that you shouldn’t find it amusing. But you piss yourself laughing anyway.

2 years ago on May 13th | J | 21,842 notes

I think I just swallowed a lung

2 years ago on May 9th | J | 14,141 notes
stolenrelic:


Twiddling my mustache as like, ‘Hawho, I am the bad guyyyyy. Don’t trust me at all.’

x

Hmm…Y’see that? Over there, by that tree? Yeah, that my gravestone, that’s my grave, where you put me; you hilarious bitch.

stolenrelic:

Twiddling my mustache as like, ‘Hawho, I am the bad guyyyyy. Don’t trust me at all.’

x

Hmm…Y’see that? Over there, by that tree? Yeah, that my gravestone, that’s my grave, where you put me; you hilarious bitch.

2 years ago on April 27th | J | 348 notes