Im still loling about this. So Im reblogging it.
the hobbit’s budget is $250 million
how the hell do you even spend $250 million
How much money did you think it would take to turn Benedict Cumberbatch into a dragon?
It was surprisingly easy to turn him into a dragon. The budget was blown in bribes to convince him to change back to human at the end of the day
“Benedict, come back here.”
“Benedict, you can’t fly around the set forever.”
“YES I CAN.”
my friends: i love it when my boyfriend tells me he loves me
me: i love it when my microwave tells me my food is ready
TOP TEN REASONS I AM AS SATISFIED (OR MORE SATISFIED!) WITH MY MICROWAVE AS I HAVE EVER BEEN WITH ANY MAN:
1. If you put a frozen…
with Loki that’s a legit concern, he’s got knocked up by less…
A little bit of Coulson’s cannon blast
Got hit by Hawkeye’s arrow, super fast
A little bit of Fury’s lack of hair
A little bit of me makes me your mare.
I am legit dying.
Twiddling my mustache as like, ‘Hawho, I am the bad guyyyyy. Don’t trust me at all.’
Hmm…Y’see that? Over there, by that tree? Yeah, that my gravestone, that’s my grave, where you put me; you hilarious bitch.